Summer in Scotland. Part1 – The North Coast 500

Sea Stacks and Cliffs, Duncansby Head. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

Sea Stacks and Cliffs, Duncansby Head. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

 

Driech* is pretty much how the weather has been in the far north for the last few days. Just as well we’re used to the vagaries of Scotland’s summers and have learned to pack accordingly. The local outdoor and fleece shops have done well enough from us in past years, so now we’ve got lots of warm layers to peel off as the mercury rockets up to and occasionally past 12 degrees C.

 

This is the North Coast 500; 500 miles starting in Inverness, around Scotland’s extremities and back to our starting point – all in five days.

 

Loch Sheildaig. Leica M9. Paul Perton

Loch Sheildaig. Leica M9. Paul Perton

 

Wild Flowers at Sangobeg looking out over Loch Eriboll towards Whiten Head. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

Wild Flowers at Sangobeg looking out over Loch Eriboll towards Whiten Head. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

 

Helmsdale harbour. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

Helmsdale harbour. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

 

Photo buddy, Bob Hamilton and I planned this trip late last year, following a big write up and some spectacular photographs of the route in one of England’s daily newspapers. Bob lives here and made the necessary hotel bookings, setting our rendezvous and starting point as Beauly, just a short distance north of Inverness. Di came along as well, but opted for crosswords and reading in the car, while we jumped out and took many, many photographs.

 

Bob’s photographs are very different to mine, so you’ll find contributions from both of us here – all a part of letting you see just how spectacular this route is.

 

Stream at Torrish. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

Stream at Torrish. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

 

Kildonan Burn. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

Kildonan Burn. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

 

Kyle of Tongue. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

Kyle of Tongue. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

 

Our route was to take us from an overnight in Beauly to Helmsdale, Bettyhill, Rhiconich and finally, two nights in Gairloch, before heading back to Inverness. 500 miles – 800km – in five and a bit days. Easy.

 

Well, not quite. It’s easy if you drive at a gentle pace and don’t stop every few metres to drag out tripods and cameras. Then you’ll cope well. If like us, every shadow and rain cloud held photographic promise, getting into the hotel du jour before dinner was always going to be a struggle.

 

Loch Maree. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

Loch Maree. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

 

Loch Gleann Dubh. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

Loch Gleann Dubh. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

 

This is high summer in Scotland. Bob was born here and you’ll already know that I’m married to a Scot, so we were all well prepared for the vagaries of the weather. We saw everything from brilliant sunshine to thick lowerin’ clouds, rain, high winds and at one stage, a promise of sleet. Still, it was brilliant and we both shot the big landscapes, mountains, lochs and tiny intimate views that this incredible route delivers at almost every turn.

 

From Beauly to Helmsdale, past the many famous distilleries on the way. A stop at Glenmorangie to stock up on some fine Scottish Communion Wine was followed by a brief visit to a (thankfully) clear John O’ Groats and a splendid view of the sea stacks at Duncanby Head.

 

Lonely bothy, Loch Loyal. Leica M9. Paul Perton

Lonely bothy, Loch Loyal. Leica M9. Paul Perton

 

Beinn Spionnaidh, Cranstackie, Foinaven and Arkle across Loch Eriboll. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

Beinn Spionnaidh, Cranstackie, Foinaven and Arkle across Loch Eriboll. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

 

Summer in Scotland. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

Summer in Scotland. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

 

Early Morning Light - Barley Field and Logie Burn Farm, Muir of Ord. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

Early Morning Light – Barley Field and Logie Burn Farm, Muir of Ord. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

 

Untitled. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

Untitled. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

 

Sunset over Torrisdale Bay. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

Sunset over Torrisdale Bay. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

 

Lodge Number 933, Helmsdale. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

Lodge Number 933, Helmsdale. Leica S2. Bob Hamilton

 

Untitled. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

Untitled. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

 

Sunset at Rhiconich. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

Sunset at Rhiconich. Fuji X-Pro2. Paul Perton

 

From John O’ Groats, we motored past Thurso, the nuclear station at Douneray and on to Bettyhill. Day three took us through some pretty wild countryside to Rhiconich and then our final stop at Gairloch. Day 6 saw us heading back to Inverness, with Di and me going on to Farr for a couple of night’s R&R prior to driving south to Grantown-on-Spey. More of that in the next post…

 

* Urban dictionary: A combination of dull, overcast, drizzly, cold, misty and miserable weather. At least 4 of the above adjectives must apply before the weather is truly dreich.

 

All the details of the North Coast 500 are here: North Coast 500

 

Bothy, Loch Stack. Leica M9. Paul Perton

Bothy, Loch Stack. Leica M9. Paul Perton

 

Locked - Helmsdale. Leica M9. Paul Perton

Locked – Helmsdale. Leica M9. Paul Perton

 

Helmsdale harbour. Leica M9. Paul Perton

Helmsdale harbour. Leica M9. Paul Perton

 

Seaweed at Beauly. Leica M9. Paul Perton

Seaweed at Beauly. Leica M9. Paul Perton

Spring Break: Venice

Late sun - Fuji X-Pro2, Fuji 16mm f1.4 @ f2.8

Late sun – Fuji X-Pro2, Fuji 16mm f1.4 @ f2.8

 

This post was written by Di as a series of irregular e-mails to Laura and Julian. They were too good to miss, so I’ve put them together, added a comment here and there and placed some photographs where appropriate.

 

I’ve always been intrigued at the idea of a city built on/in water. How does that work? Well, now I sort of know, though I can’t deliver a monologue on the nuts and bolts of the engineering challenge. I mean, I still don’t know what came first: the water or the city? And if you’re faced with a great big puddle of water, well, you wouldn’t ordinarily say “I know what to do with it! I’ll build a city”. Or would you? Anyway, for those who haven’t been here, imagine, say, Madrid or Florence even, then wish away all the roads and replace them with canals. And there you have it, Venice!

 

Street scene - Fuji X100T @ f4

Street scene – Fuji X100T @ f4

 

Street games - Fuji X100T @ f2.8

Street games – Fuji X100T @ f2.8

 

"Let's just neck this sucker and head straight back to the hotel?" - Fuji X-Pro2, Leica 50mm Summilux f1.4 @ f2

“Let’s just neck this sucker and head straight back to the hotel?” – Fuji X-Pro2, Leica 50mm Summilux f1.4 @ f2

 

We got to Venice lunchtime-ish and caught the Vaporetto to our digs. This is a truly gorgeous introduction to the city – highly recommend it. We disembarked at our “bus stop”, Rialto, at which point I discovered to my horror that in order to get to our hotel we had to navigate one set of staircases after another, both up and down. The ups I could manage, but the downs, with luggage, defeated me completely. We eventually wrestled both our suitcases all the way – and it wasn’t actually a short walk. We arrived at our digs exhausted, sweaty, desperate for a shower and perhaps a snooze, only to find no one there! The front door was open, but otherwise, it was the Marie Celeste. Long story short, we finally got into our room much later than we had hoped and a nap was out of the question. We swiftly showered then hit the streets only to realise that thanks to our paltry diet of sleep on the flight, our joints were not interested in walking and our minds were quite deranged. So, supper and so to bed.

 

This morning found me thoroughly rested and up for it. We did the tourist bit today and headed for St Marks Square. Our hotel is right beside the fish market so we wandered through there eying the fabulous spread of fresh fish and shellfish, followed by an open market of yumptious fresh fruit and veg. If we had access to a kitchen I would have bought a greedy-sized bag of fresh artichoke bottoms to cook and scoff (without sharing). Now that’s a job I wouldn’t like – stripping tons of artichokes to get to their prime meat.

 

St Marks Square is everything the travel guides say it is – and more. The huge, ornate cathedral, the acres of columns around the square, the elegant cafes with white jacketed waiters and small orchestras discreetly tinkling out old fashioned music. My gob was truly smacked.

 

"No customers? Must be because you charged the last three Americans €100 for three coffees." Fuji X-Pro2, Leica 50mm Summilux f1.4 @ f2

“No customers? Must be because you charged the last three Americans €100 for three coffees.” Fuji X-Pro2, Leica 50mm Summilux f1.4 @ f2

 

Canal bend - Fuji X-Pro2, Leica 50mm Summilux f1.4 @ f2

Canal bend – Fuji X-Pro2, Leica 50mm Summilux f1.4 @ f2

 

"Say what?" - Fuji X-Pro2, Leica 50mm Summilux f1.4 @ f2

“Say what?” – Fuji X-Pro2, Leica 50mm Summilux f1.4 @ f2

 

06:25 - Fuji X-Pro2, Fuji 35mm f1.4 @ f1.4

06:25 – Fuji X-Pro2, Fuji 35mm f1.4 @ f1.4

 

Wandering back in the general direction of our hotel, we perched on two stools outside a tiny cafe and while Paul was getting me a cappuccino, I fell into conversation with an American gent (whose partner, inside, also ordering cappuccino had fallen into conversation with Paul). No reason to stop chatting once we all had our beverages, so we passed a delightful time getting to know each other and then said happy goodbyes and parted company.

 

Yesterday saw the day dawn with sheeting rain and lowering clouds. Determined not to miss a day of our wonderful trip, we headed out, expecting to have the city to ourselves. But not a bit of it. The hardy Venetians were out in force, as were our fellow tourists, as determined as us to get full bang for their buck. By day’s end I was adept at manoeuvring my brolly through narrow lanes and avoiding losing an eye to someone else’s less well wielded brolly.

 

But I am ahead of myself. The previous evening we pottered out for a glass of vino and a bit of supper. After a gentle hour or so sitting in a sunbathed square, watching a tireless Boston Terrier chase a frisbee, we went in search of supper. We found ourselves off the tourist track in a  residential area, outside an understated Trattoria. As the door swung open we were greeted by a Dad and daughter duo enquiring if we had a reservation, which boded well for quality of food, but less well for availability of table. Anyway, on the clear understanding that we had two hours and no more,  we were shown to our table. Simple, simple food, freshest of the fresh – my scallops were still tired from their swim; and little stars on the plate, like my shaved courgettes, tossed in seasoned flour and deep fried to melting mouthfuls. Paul had fillet(s) of John Dory. What a treat.

 

St Mark's - Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

St Mark’s – Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

 

Canal shop window - Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

Canal shop window – Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

 

Morning canal - Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

Morning canal – Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

 

Waiting, Via Giuseppe Garibaldi - Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

Waiting, Via Giuseppe Garibaldi – Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

 

St Mark's posing - Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

St Mark’s posing – Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

 

Pavement pounding has been the order of our days. The city is exquisite – a maze of skinny lanes which criss-cross the canals up, over and down narrow bridges, then burst out on to huge squares, lined with tiny crowded hostelries, as old as Jesus, and reeking with atmosphere.

 

You can have a coffee, a beer, a glass of wine, a snack, a full-on meal. Today started sunny and we saw the city in its Byzantine glory, the buildings in sumptuous colours, ornate, decked with complicated statuary. The modern dress of sightseers looked out of place – capes and leggings and feathered headwear would have been more appropriate.

 

Its beauty is surreal, the more so since everywhere is exquisitely preserved and lovingly looked after – except for occasional outbreaks of graffiti. I was warned the place was overrun with rubbish, the pavements hazardous with dog turds and the canals stinking. Well, no rubbish, I’ve come across two turds and the canals are clear, clean and unsmelly.

 

Another couple of wonderful days have passed in this gorgeous city. We’ve elected not to do the cathedrals, museums and galleries and instead have pounded the pavements, letting our feet take us where they will. Yesterday we came across what I suppose in Venice passes for a Main Street; broad, lined with shops and cafes and lovely to stroll through. There were any number of restaurants to choose for lunch and, in truth, it’s hard to pick, because they all have identical menus.

 

Unfortunately we chose probably the worst restaurant in the whole of Venice – I’m not entirely convinced the person who cooked our meal actually knew how to cook. To add insult to injury, as I poked my fork into the unappetising mess it gobbed oil all down the front of my top. The weather here has been very chilly (and wet) and, having packed summer and winter kit in equal proportions I am now short on the warm stuff. Anyway, we made up for it in the evening by going to our local wine bar and nailing several delicious small snacks.

 

Murano sculpture - Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

Murano sculpture – Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

 

Murano waterway - Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f5.6

Murano waterway – Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f5.6

 

Street novelty seller, pigeon - Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2

Street novelty seller, pigeon – Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2

 

Today we wandered the length of the waterfront beyond St Marks Square. Eventually we found ourselves out of the tourist area and in a long residential street, canals across and along it, washing strung between the houses and over the canals. One building seemed to be a school and we could hear the music group practising – all idyllic. There was a barge parked in one canal, groaning with beautiful fruit and veg. But here’s the thing: none of that gorgeous stuff is on offer in any of the restaurants. Asparagus and artichokes are obviously in season here and I ache to order a plateful, drenched in melted butter. But no. Mains come with mundane veg, usually cooked to death and if you’re lucky, appetisers will include caprese. Insalata mista is fresh and tasty, but utterly predictable. Everything I read about Venice warned it wasn’t gastronome central and they weren’t wrong. Which is not to say we haven’t had some excellent food – we have – but all very predictable.

 

Getting around is either on foot or on the many water taxis. There are no cars, bikes, skateboards or roller skates. In consequence Paul and I have been putting in the hard yards. There are bridges everywhere, all with stairs : some few, some plentiful. It is only in the area around St Marks that ramps have been installed.

 

When we arrived here I could no longer “do” stairs (at least, not down), but I am happy to report that provided there is a bannister or Paul’s shoulder I can now skip down stairs like a spring lamb! (provided, that is, I am full of anti inflammatories). But the truth of the matter is that I am physically very tired – you either leg it, or you stay in your hotel room all day. Not an option.

 

Morning sun - Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2

Morning sun – Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2

 

How rude - Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

How rude – Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

 

St Mark's - Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

St Mark’s – Fuji X-Pro2 with Leica Summilux 50mm f1.4 @ f2.8

 

Today is our last day and we’re ending it on a high note. The weather gods banished the clouds, turned off the rain and switched the sun on. Paul and I headed for the ferry terminal and caught a ferry to Murano.

 

Murano is famous for its glass and in some small, superior part of my mind I expected it to be all very kitsch and unsurprising. Well, first off Murano is just plain gorgeous – tiny island, dissected by a broad canal which forms the “high street”, tiny, manicured buildings at every turn. And the glass! Oh my! There were at least a dozen or more vases I ached to be able to get home, unscathed (but the prices!). And the glass jewellery! And the chandeliers! Paul doesn’t understand the essence of a good chandelier and kept pointing out tasteful ones. I know it’s really about how over the top they are. And there were some wonderful over the top ones – even a few tacky ones.

 

From Murano, back on the ferry to Burano. It’s the Bo Kaap on steroids. Street upon street of tiny terraced houses, each painted in a different Smartie colour. The shops too were brightly painted. The island is quite big so it was super sensory overload. We had lunch in Burano – if we had hoped to find a change of menu from Venice, we were sore disappointed.

 

And tomorrow sees us heading for the airport and home. Its been a wonderful trip and quite unlike any other. We’ll be back…

Some (health-critical) advice and a rant

If you haven’t read it yet, the power of the antibiotic is about to come to an end as the polymyxin resistance gene that is readily passed between common bacteria is no longer threatened by our favourite (after anti-depressants) medication.

 

Simply put, there will very soon be nothing to stop a common cold becoming pneumonia and worse. Expect death rates to rise and help to be pretty slow arriving – as far as I can see, there isn’t yet a workable, tested and approved alternate/solution.

 

How did this happen?

 

Largely over-prescription, including feeding antibiotics to cattle to increase financial returns.

 

Oh yes. It’s also due to us not finishing the course(s) of antibiotics we’ve been given.

 

“Make sure you finish the tablets,” say our GPs. No explanation why – I only found out why recently and I’ll share it with you; it’s scary.

 

If you don’t take all of your antibiotics, the germs that made you sick will retreat and you’ll recover, but there will be some of the little buggers that remain. They will build a resistance to the drug and then in a very short space of time, your antibiotics will become irrelevant. Then you’ll get really sick.

 

And could easily die as a result – because there’s no medical cavalry coming to your aid any more.

 

I’ve just hit middle age and in all my years, not a single doctor has ever shared this gem with me before. Now we are all beginning to understand.

 

This isn’t scare mongering – you have been warned.

 

London. Most of you know that we’re here because my father recently succumbed to his constant bronchial problems and there’s no-one else to deal with dismantling and disposing of what remains of his life.

 

It’s been way harder than I could have imagined; I dont think we ever really understand family history until it stares us in the face from every photograph and scrap of paper we touch.

 

’nuff. We’re staying (while we can, it’s being sold to pay death duties) in my father’s flat in Putney. Both of our kids live across the city, in the near eastern suburbs around Hackney and we’ve needed to take quite a lot of things across to them either for storage and/or keeping, or a planned car boot sale. That has to be preferable and more respectful than just simply throwing the old chap’s life away.

 

So, twice this past weekend we’ve driven across the city. Saturday was not very busy and it was a slow drag. So much so that yesterday (Sunday), we loaded up the car with a sense of wasting a significant portion of our own lives sitting in traffic.

 

And, right we were. Sunday traffic is generally light, but the inexplicable and countless arrays of traffic light controlled junctions ensures that progress between stops is now measured in car lengths, rather than city blocks, or fractions of a mile. Marooned in the gordian knot around the Elephant and Castle yesterday, I watched as the first of a pair of junctions admitted just three cars before switching to red and allowing the next junction to release those three vehicles and stay at green while no others cars passed – there weren’t any more, they were all  in the queue at the preceding light with me.

 

Idly, I counted eighteen sets of lights controlling those and the subsequent (only 30m away) junction. I’m told this is now standard in a city grinding to a halt.

 

Our trips across the city took around an hour and a half (it’s about 15km) to get to Hackney and more than two hours on both days to get back. Imagine what that must be like in the rush hour.

 

What’s going on?

On the home stretch, Narlai, Udaipur and Delhi

When I left you last, we were en route to Narlai and full of trepidation as to what kind of caravanserai we’d find there.

 

Narlai is deep in the Rajasthan semi-desert, but we needn’t have worried. The tiny town – 7,000 inhabitants make it more than a village I think – has twenty Jain temples, a Hindu temple or two and at least one mosque. It also has a spectacular boutique hotel, once the 17th century hunting lodge of the maharajah of the time.

 

At every turn, the buildings, passageways, corridors, staircases and tiled floors speak of a long lost time; India when hunting boar was the pastime and an occasional tiger never went amiss. In this magnificent group of buildings is a collection of time appropriate furniture and a somewhat later style of electrical equipment, including giant rheostats to control the ceiling fans and brass switches for the lights.

 

The Raj experience - The Rawala Narlai Hotel, Narlai

The Raj experience – The Rawala Narlai Hotel, Narlai

 

Locals, Narlai

Locals, Narlai

 

Unitiled, Narlai

Unitiled, Narlai

 

Unitiled, Narlai

Unitiled, Narlai

 

Jain temple under restoration, Narlai

Jain temple under restoration, Narlai

 

The whole effect is like stepping back at least a hundred years in time, the dominance of the Maharajah and of course, the omniscient Brits with their military rule and shiploads of wares from the best factories the Industrial Revolution could then produce.

 

Throw in a bar and an excellent dining room and you have a recipe for a very special hotel – definitely one of my favourites.

 

Unitiled, Narlai

Unitiled, Narlai

 

The drive from Jodhpur was as interesting as any interaction with India’s roads. Narrow, twisting English-Like country roads, with full tolling and toll plazas – manually operated, but tolls nonetheless.

 

The Rawala Narlai Hotel, Narlai

The Rawala Narlai Hotel, Narlai

 

Dawn, Narlai

Dawn, Narlai

 

Untitled, Narlai

Untitled, Narlai

 

Narlai itself offers the tourist little, except for the aforementioned multitude of temples and a huge rock eruption, topped by a white marble elephant. For the travelling street photographer (me), there were endless opportunities, especially at dusk and dawn, as India’s sun rose and set through the dusty air.

 

Two and a half days of blissful not much to do.

 

Untitled, Narlai

Untitled, Narlai

 

Street vendor, Narlai

Street vendor, Narlai

 

Unitiled, Narlai

Unitiled, Narlai

 

Udaipur is a different matter. Built around a man-made lake, the city is in full-on festival mode, with music, drums, chanting and revelry at every turn. We braved the crowds to see the huge City Palace, after which we took in the sunset at Monsoon Palace and followed that with a half day off, before en-planing for Delhi.

 

Sunrise on the streets - Udaipur

Sunrise on the streets – Udaipur

 

Untitled - Udaipur

Untitled – Udaipur

 

Udaipur by night

Udaipur by night

 

After many days of travel, intense heat and getting up early, I’d abandoned my daily dawn walk, but resurrected my meander here in Udaipur, to find the many aspects and lake views enchanting. Or at least they would be if it were possible to ignore the rubbish that every one of India’s 1.05 billion inhabitants think it’s OK to strew everywhere.
For twenty odd days, I’d managed to ignore the mess and animal excrement, but this morning, it finally got through to me and I wandered back to the hotel feeling that while I should mind my own business; most Indians seem to have no problem living in an endless mess.

 

Sunrise on the streets - Udaipur

Sunrise on the streets – Udaipur

 

But, there’s more to it than that. It seems clear that we’re encountering the attitude to litter and mess we also encountered in Egypt; go from place to place, enter the pristine building, office, hotel or restaurant, close the door and the indescribable mountain of shit simply ceases to exist. Until you go outside once more to move on to the next refuge.

 

That said, Udaipur is just as enchanting as the cities we’d already seen and a waterfront dinner in the gentle evening warmth, with lights twinkling and pleasure boats smoothly passing, was an absolute treat.

 

Squabble outside the temple - the disabled man on the gharri (trolley) has taken the other man's begging spot - Udaipur

Squabble outside the temple – the disabled man on the gharri (trolley) has taken the other man’s begging spot – Udaipur

 

Toecaps - Udaipur

Toecaps – Udaipur

 

Untitled - Udaipur

Untitled – Udaipur

 

Our flight to Delhi was delayed, delivering us into this city of 18 million souls long after dark. The hotel – one of the typical glass and chrome creations – turned out to be awful. Grubby, poorly run and with a bizarre Internet access system that required a trip to reception for a new ID and password every four hours. Half the lights didn’t work, along with the fridge and kettle in our room. No-one was remotely interested in fixing either.

 

Street shave, Chandni Chowk - Delhi

Street shave, Chandni Chowk – Delhi

 

I’m tempted to continue, but I’d end up with more rant than post. If you’re planning to visit Delhi, let me know and I’ll give you the name of this place of awfulness, so that you can avoid it.

 

Untitled - Delhi

Untitled – Delhi

 

Chandni Chowk - Delhi

Chandni Chowk – Delhi

 

Chandni Chowk - Delhi

Chandni Chowk – Delhi

 

That said, the city flops between magnificent, wide, French-style tree lined boulevards and the usual hovels and street living we’d encountered elsewhere. Our guide ensured we saw the huge Jama Masjid mosque and enjoyed a cycle rickshaw ride through the old city’s Chandni Chowk bazaar en route to the Mughal-era Red Fort. From there, it was a brief stop at the India Gate, Humayun’s Tomb and as if to underscore the undeniable role English architect Edwin Lutyens played in the shaping of Delhi, lunch in a restaurant themed around his work.

 

The following day – our last – was spent re-visiting Chandni Chowk by tuk tuk and on foot, followed by a surprisingly good French meal at an almost impossible to find restaurant in an area called Moolchand.

 

We’d have done more, but a midnight hotel transfer awaited us, followed by an 04:00 flight to Dubai and two hours later, a connection to Cape Town.

 

Untitled - Delhi

Untitled – Delhi

 

Untitled - Delhi

Untitled – Delhi

 

Untitled - Delhi

Untitled – Delhi

 

Surprisingly, we were all sad to be leaving. India is truly as incredible the ad blurb suggests. Probably more so. In a month, we spoke only English, had no difficult street experiences, enjoyed the best of hospitality, experienced only helpfulness and at no time felt threatened by crime or bad people. We watched where we walked (vital for all the reasons you can think of), ate in what looked like the most hygienic of places and didn’t drink anything that didn’t come from a sealed container. I also managed to watch some of the Rugby World Cup and South Africa’s cricketers spoiling India’s cricketing day(s) on several occasions.

 

So, in short, it was bloody fab. There were lots of places we didn’t see and a return visit is clearly on the cards – you’ll doubtless be hearing about that from me, too.

 

What about the photography and the cameras? Simple; the Fuji X100T performed flawlessly. It was joined by my new Fuji X-Pro1 and 35mm f1.4 in Agra, which likewise delivered superb images from a bewildering variety of scenes, situations and sights. The files were manipulated – at least until the idiots at Adobe released the so-called Lightroom upgrade, which stopped pretty much everything on my MacBook Pro working while it was loaded – in the aforementioned PoS. I then used one of VSCO’s plug-ins to add various film simulations and effects. For a reason I have yet to work out, India and its population’s brilliant colours lent themselves especially well to this kind of post processing.

 

Untitled - Delhi

Untitled – Delhi

 

Chandni Chowk - Delhi

Chandni Chowk – Delhi

 

The X100T’s 23mm (35mm equivalent) lens is razor sharp at f2 and as good as anything that comes from Leica by f4. For street work, there isn’t much that will beat it. The interchangeable lens X-Pro1 gave me a little more reach with its 35mm (50mm equivalent) lens again setting standards for acuity. In the main, the light was good enough to shoot at a maximum ISO 400. Markets, alleys and after dark meant both cameras were used at up to ISO 1600, still at least a stop below their theoretical maximum.

 

I shot almost 4000 images with no misfires, blank frames or read errors. Now, all I need to do is sort them out and finish the editing process.

 

Thanks for reading.

 

View from the tuk tuk - Delhi

View from the tuk tuk – Delhi

 

Humayun’s Tomb - Delhi

Humayun’s Tomb – Delhi

 

Untitled - Delhi

Untitled – Delhi

 

All the Js

Queue for the Amber Palace, Jaipur

Queue for the Amber Palace, Jaipur

 

These have been busy days; travelling from Gwalior to the Js. First to Jaipur, several days on the streets and then on to Jodhpur. Two cities in central India that are home to much of the country’s history and able to speak volumes of their entanglement with their former colonial rulers.

 

Jaipur, unremittingly India, colourful, noisy and a must on anyone’s travel agenda. It is also home to the sprawling, hilltop Amber Palace and with the right guide, a place of constant surprise and delight.

 

We’d arrived after a lengthy drive from Gwalior. Nine hours on a variety of roads from primitive, yet effective (and tolled) dual carriageways, to rutted, potholed country tarmac. Piloted by the ever-capable Manoj our driver, we finally tumbled off the bus late in the afternoon and set about doing b-all.

 

Untitled, Jaipur

Untitled, Jaipur

 

The following morning, our itinerary was essentially a tour of the Amber Palace. The bus set us down in Ghandi Chowk, the village at the base of the hill over which the Palace looms. On the suggestion of our guide, we wandered the lanes, alleyways and various temples on our walk up to the Palace itself. Before you ask, yes it was blerry hot – before 10:00 and the temperature was already reaching for the mid-30s Celsius.

 

Untitled, Jaipur

Untitled, Jaipur

 

Every town and city we’ve visited has a slightly different feel; Jaipur being no different. It’s closer to its agrarian roots, retains more structured village-like housing and is palpably tidier.

 

Depending on your photographic preference, the Amber Palace offers just about everything; horizon-to-horizon views, magnificent (if down-at-heel) buildings, quiet corners and people everywhere. October is late season in this part of India and the crowds were manageable – it’s hard to imagine what high season 40C temperatures and thousands more people could do to the current semi-tranquility.

 

From the Palace, we descended into the city and it’s market under a banyan tree. It’s very obvious if you’re driving past, but few guides seem to bother, preferring to usher their charges through the more obvious tourist landmarks.

 

The market under the banyan tree, Jaipur

The market under the banyan tree, Jaipur

 

We got to see locksmiths cutting and matching keys by hand, the hairdresser turning out first class high-lather, straight razor shaves and a transport hub, all in an area not much bigger than a large blanket.

 

From there the street market was just a few steps, the colour and bustle of India on display at every turn.

 

High art and cables, Jaipur

High art and cables, Jaipur

 

Day two saw us lolling – the guide books call it a “day at leisure”, we call it a “down day”, which we use to rest and sleep a bit, attend to our personal needs and wander the immediate area. Years of touring have impressed on us the necessity of time off – if you don’t make time in your schedule, you’ll quickly wish you had – especially with day time temperatures peaking close to 40C.

 

Day three. The early morning vegetable market, cold coffee in one of the city’s famous patisseries and on to the Monkey Temple. Nestled in the hills to the east of the city, it’s usually ignored by tour guides and visitors alike – a pity as the photo opportunities are wonderful.

 

Monkey temple, Jaipur

Monkey temple, Jaipur

 

A late lunch in one of the city’s swankier coffee shops and back to the hotel to prepare for the drive to Jodhpur tomorrow.

 

Hard though it was for us to believe, Jodhpur is almost clean and free of litter. Our guide explained the Rajah’s ongoing involvement with the city and away from the (supposedly idle and corrupt) ministrations of the government, things like refuse collection and maintenance work and are well funded and get done timeously.

 

Commuter, Jodhpur

Commuter, Jodhpur

 

Untitled, Jodhpur

Untitled, Jodhpur

 

Untitled, Jodhpur

Untitled, Jodhpur

 

Rickshaw, Jodhpur

Rickshaw, Jodhpur

 

Rickshaw, Jodhpur

Rickshaw, Jodhpur

 

Obliging photographer, Jodhpur

Obliging photographer, Jodhpur

 

Untitled, Jodhpur

Untitled, Jodhpur

 

Chillin' (no.1 daughter's toes) Jodhpur

Chillin’ (no.1 daughter’s toes) Jodhpur

 

The Mehrangarh Fort hovers spectacularly over the so-called Blue City city; perched on a commanding hilltop. Our guide was highly enthusiastic about the Fort and we found it’s tour well organised and pleasantly free of litter and land mines left by the itinerant cattle.

 

The Blue City, Jodhpur

The Blue City, Jodhpur

 

Locked, Jodhpur

Locked, Jodhpur

 

Suti handprints, Mehrangarh Fort, Jodhpur

Suti handprints, Mehrangarh Fort, Jodhpur

 

Inside the Mehrangarh Fort, Jodhpur

Inside the Mehrangarh Fort, Jodhpur

 

Apparently, the municipality herd these bovine interlopers together and take them to a central pound, where owners can pay a fine and re-claim them. Likewise, badly parked cars – the first city in India where we’ve heard anyone even mention a functioning police force.

 

The guide created some expectation regarding Jodhpur’s street market. The city is very much a desert city and it’s market reflects the different style that brings. Gone are the narrow lanes and claustrophobic press of people, in it’s place, open air displays and vendors selling the produce so typical of the region. There is even a thriving area in the market for used clothing, especially freshly washed and pressed saris. And, for the first time since arriving Mrs P buys spices and a (new!) magnificent cashmere scarf for our upcoming and doubtless chilly UK visit.

 

All too soon, the clean and thoroughly enjoyable Jodhpur falls behind us as we move on to the last leg of this hugely enjoyable and entertaining journey. We’re headed for Narlai, a tiny village barely on the map, ignored by the guide books and home to a hotel our recent experience tells us from which we should not expect too much.